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What People are Saying:

For years prior to the Cleanse, I had been on strong high blood pressure medicine which had really been dragging me down. During the Cleanse, my blood pressure went steadily down each day. Now my blood pressure is normal and I am off medication.

Ethel, Kentucky

 

 

Heavenly Humor Book and Tape

Christian Jokes and Riddles book and tape set.

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Garden of Gold (Sample from Heavenly Humor)

A minister was thrown in jail for preaching without a license. One day, he received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden," she wrote. "When is the best time to plant?"

The minister, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied: "My dear wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I buried all the gold."

A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife. "You wouldn't believe what happened! Last night some men came to the house with shovels and dug up the entire back garden."

The preacher wrote another letter back. "My dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."

Autos in the Bible

Did you know Jesus had an automobile?
He drove them from the temple in a Fury!

Did you know that they had motorbikes in the Bible?
Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land.

Did you know that the apostles drove a Honda?
In Acts they were all in one Accord.