Cleansing or Surgery


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I want to thank you for the Cleansing or Surgery book. Receiving the book was no coincidence. It was just a short time afterwards that I was faced with a decision. I needed to go into a time of fasting and prayer.

Praise the Lord for the Lemonade Diet. That was the longest I had ever gone without food. The Lord and the Lemonade enabled me to go on about my daily tasks, with no problems or side effects. I am a plumber and my work is sometimes pretty physical. The fast went very well for both my spirit and my physical body.

G. H. Texas

 

 

Heavenly Humor Book and Tape

Christian Jokes and Riddles book and tape set.

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Garden of Gold (Sample from Heavenly Humor)

A minister was thrown in jail for preaching without a license. One day, he received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden," she wrote. "When is the best time to plant?"

The minister, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied: "My dear wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I buried all the gold."

A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife. "You wouldn't believe what happened! Last night some men came to the house with shovels and dug up the entire back garden."

The preacher wrote another letter back. "My dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."

Autos in the Bible

Did you know Jesus had an automobile?
He drove them from the temple in a Fury!

Did you know that they had motorbikes in the Bible?
Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land.

Did you know that the apostles drove a Honda?
In Acts they were all in one Accord.